MacDougal: It's impossible. But doable.

Gin: You stole my suitcase?
Mac: I'm a thief. So sue me.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: That's entrapment.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: No, it's blackmail. Entrapment is what cops do to thieves.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Rule number one: never carry a gun. If you carry a gun you may be tempted to use it. Rule number two: never trust a naked woman.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I have absolutely no reason to believe anything you say.
Virginia "Gin" Baker: But you want to.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: Look what you've done to that beautiful car!
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: Thank God it's not mine.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: Is all this paid for?
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: With blood.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: [referring to romantic ties] In order for there to be absolute trust between thieves there can be nothing.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: We'll either both get caught or both get dead.

Virginia "Gin" Baker: I'm not who you think I am, Mac.
Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: I hope not. For your sake.

Robert 'Mac' MacDougal: What's the job?
Virginia "Gin" Baker: Like the wise man said: first we try then we trust.